15 RIDICULOUS APPS ๐ You Won't Believe Exist
The introduction sets the stage for the article and the exploration of absurd apps. It foreshadows the progression from the least ridiculous to the most absurd among real apps.
Send Me to Heaven App
This passage introduces the "Send Me to Heaven" app. It warns users not to try it at home, as the app involves throwing your phone as high as possible. The author shares their experience and mentions the existence of leaderboards where users compete in throwing their phones.
Windows 98 Simulator
Here, the article discusses a Windows 98 simulator app, highlighting that it replicates the old operating system's features, including games like Minesweeper and Solitaire. The nostalgia factor is emphasized.
Bathroom Break Timing App
The text mentions an app that helps users time their bathroom breaks during movies, ensuring they don't miss critical scenes. It introduces the concept of a peculiar app but hints at an even stranger one.
Poop Map App
This passage introduces the "Poop Map" app, explaining that users can track and log bathroom usage, along with peculiar phrasing about "dropping a log." It mentions that other users' bathroom habits are also tracked.
Paper Racing App
The text presents the "Paper Racing" app, which measures how quickly users can swipe their fingers across the screen. The author shares their competitive nature when playing this game.
Dad Jokes and Funny Insults Apps
This section mentions apps for generating dad jokes and funny insults. Examples of dad jokes and the insulting nature of the latter app are highlighted.
Whip Sounds App
The passage introduces an app that simulates various whip sounds. It emphasizes the variety of whip sounds available for users.
Paper Bin AR App
Here, the text describes the "Paper Bin AR" app, which allows users to place a virtual paper bin in augmented reality. The app's simplicity and addictive nature are noted.
Metal Detector App
The passage introduces a metal detector app, which surprisingly works by utilizing the phone's compass sensor to detect electromagnetic fields from metals. Its practicality and novelty are discussed.
Virtual Lighter and Cigarette Simulator Apps
This part introduces the "Virtual Lighter" app, which simulates a lighter's flame, and a strange app simulating a burning cigarette. The oddity of the cigarette simulator is mentioned.
Shake Me App
The text briefly mentions the "Shake Me" app, which is minimalistic and only involves shaking the phone. Its popularity and user reviews are noted.
Bold the Button App
Here, the "Hold the Button" app is introduced, featuring a timer that challenges users to hold a virtual button for as long as possible. It mentions the distractions incorporated into the game.
Useless Calculator App
This section talks about the "Useless Calculator" app, highlighting its randomness in generating answers, making it more of an amusement than a practical calculator.
Conclusion
The conclusion prepares the reader for the climax by mentioning three more "big" apps before revealing the most absurd app. It prompts readers to share their thoughts on the ridiculousness of these apps.
Nothing App
The text introduces an app simply called "Nothing" and highlights that it serves no purpose, emphasizing its absurdity.
Useless App with Funny Caption
This passage presents an app named "Useless" and mentions its humorous caption. The absurdity of an app with no functionality is noted.
Dark or Not App
Here, the "Dark or Not" app is introduced, which tells users whether it's dark outside or not. Its seemingly redundant nature is emphasized.
Most Ridiculous App - Pluck Pop Squeeze
The text builds anticipation for the most absurd app and reveals it as "Pluck Pop Squeeze," an app that allows users to simulate popping zits, squeezing blackheads, and plucking hairs. The author expresses a mix of disgust and fascination with this app, inviting readers to share their thoughts on its absurdity.